These are guidelines you should use before, during, and after meeting with any lady. Simply by following these points you'll stand out as an excellent client that we'll be glad to see again and again. If you can't be bothered to read the whole thing here is a summary for you:

• Be clean
• Be on time
• Be courteous and nice
• Remember the Golden Rule

Before an appointment

Most friends seem stunned that what they do before an appointment can set the tone for our entire time together. Make sure you're as clean as possible. If, for whatever reason, you can't please let me know. I maintain a nice place with all the things you'd ever need for just such occasions. Don't be embarrassed or think that I'll think any less of you if you need to spend a few minutes getting yourself ready. We'll both enjoy our time together a lot more if you do.

You should make sure that you're on time. I'm sure you'd be annoyed if I showed up 15, 20, 30 minutes late (I've had that happen). Surprisingly I will be annoyed if you arrive that late too. I do understand that things happen (work, traffic, etc. etc.) so if you must be late please call me as soon as you know that you will be. I'm a really understanding person when I know what is going on. I'm not so understanding if I'm just left hanging.

During the appointment

If you remember that I am spending my time with you because I want to and treat me accordingly you'll do fine. The more respectful and courteous you treat me the better time we will both have. I will, and have, cut appointments short because the person didn't understand how to conduct themselves. I really hate doing that but sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do.